I had a Tab and leftover Olive Garden for lunch today and this made me very happy.
The tab was very cold.
The leftovers were the remainder of the previous night's endless pasta bowl. I chose the angle hair pasta and I got a mix of the asiago garlic alfredo and marinara sauce.
And I added the sausage for an extra $1.95.
Before you get all excited and start making plans to go to Olive Garden, put on the brakes. The endless pasta bowl deal ended on Sunday.
Bummer.
However, Red Lobster has the Endless Shrimp deal going on and I plan on cashing in on that at some point.
Tangent 1- One of the current hip retro trends happening right now is the revival of Tab. I didn't start this one. I've started alot of cool retro trends but this isn't one of them- I'm in on the ground floor, mind you, but I didn't start it.
I brought a 12 pack of Tab to Chuck and Lori's surprise SCCA baby shower and only me and Debra and Olga were excited. Everyone else turned up their noses. God, shouldn't they be collecting Social Security by now. They're probably voting for McCain and Rossi too! Facists!
Tangent 2- Fucking act of fucking Congress to get Spanky to drive freaking 9 freaking miles to go to freaking Olive Garden! The only reason we didn't go to Red Lobster for the Endless Shrimp fiesta is cos that was 15 miles.
The bum.
I'm freaking going to Red Lobster this weekend with or without the Spankster!
