Two Things-

I was just reading the Seattle PI and two stories concerned me.

1- Huge windstorm on Thursday. That fucking campertop monstrosity is still next to me and still looks unstable in all the wrong places. She decorated for Halloween. Made a big spiderweb (like 6 feet across) and strung lights around her sewer hose (nice.) I'm like, Honey, spend your free time making sure that piece of shit you live in doesn't fall on mine!

2- A woman was arrested in Ohio or somewhere for swearing at her overflowing toilet. She was given a citation for cussing in her own home. An off duty cop heard her from the window and called the police! The article didn't print what she said but it couldn't be worse than the tongue lashing I gave #16 Liquid Nitrogen freezer when the lid fell on my head. Good thing my co-workers aren't prone to calling the fuzz (the was some property damage inflicted, as well.)