Shelly is the bestest.
She got cheap tickets for the Hawks vs. Rams and she is taking yours truly.
Why?
You'll have to ask her.
I'm so excited! (sing song)
We are going to sit in the rain with our burgers and garlic fries and $5 sodas and $10 beers and watch the Seahawks generously give another team their first win by not running the ball and letting Marc Bulger throw at will - thereby dooming the Hawk's season and guaranteeing my first FF loss. It's going to be great!
Extra added bonus....we're going to the gift shop to get jerseys to wear. I'm gonna get Walter Jones! Which will mean he goes down in the first with a career ending knee injury.
Then Shelly and I both get food poisoning from the burgers.
I dedicate this post to Shelly by outlining the worst possible scenario while still maintaining nervous optimism.
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