And a drunk obviously.
Can't be bothered to blog.
Fantasy football takes up all my time lately.
I wish I would just lose already so I can stop thinking about it.
But even then I probably wouldn't. I just fucking love football.
Anyway. I'm hanging at the pub under Honey Bear Bakery. Getting drunk and blogging. I only have to drive a mile home so I should be ok.
Went to see "Enjoy". Ski porn. And when I saw ski porn, I'm mean ski porn. Not one goddamn snowboarder. What the fuck is that all about? 50% of the people out on the slopes are snowboarders and these fucktards make an hour and a half movie with just skiers. I'm not prejudiced. I like watching skiers do cool tricks. But where are my people?! That's just bullshit! They (and when I say they, I mean them, the skiers) have some kind of strangle hold on the film industry and they are so fucking insecure about how fucking gay they look compared to snowboarders that they have to shut us out of their pussy ass movies.
But I'm not prejudiced.
2 comments:
Hmmm...no snowboarders?!?!?! WTF?!?! Lame!!!!
Insecurity can be an ugly thing!
Don't feel so bad for bailing and going home and gorging on Starbucks ice cream and Alias.
I may have some gender identity issues..
SK
As far as losing in FF I thought maybe this would be the scary week for you but Fumbleitis really has some bad matchups and you are favored by 28! I assume he'll pick up a kicker and narrow the gap to around 20. I haven't looked ahead to next weeks match ups but maybe I can give you a game.
Magpies is f'd this week, 5 players on bye and one injured, none of which she dares drop or the hordes will decend like vultures. I can see her dropping her kicker but not Wayne or Johnson or one of her top RB's so she'll have to play a reciever down. Looks like Squirrels might continue their little run.
SK
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