TPE vs. Magpies
A bird comes to rest on a make shift bamboo fence. The evening is quiet, now that the drunken argument next door has ended with a thud. Only the occasional passing car breaks the stillness. The bird looks this way and that and preens its feathers. If not for the acrid smell of sulphur that mysteriously grows stronger it would be a pleasant perch. Sulphur?....
KABOOM!
Ashes and singed feathers rise high into the night sky above the hot propane fed flames illuminating the trailer park.
I will never make fun of kickers again.
Corncob Justice vs. Extreme Fumbleitis
Injuries, bye weeks, and underachievers. At least the Mendoza line was never a question this week. Peyton maintains his composure as his team is rebuilt around him via frantic free agency. Fumbleitis uses savvy new acquisitions to get the win without the usual starters.
Giant Man Eating Squirrels vs. Little Eskimos
Squirrel management must be sleeping alot easier these days now that the running game has finally found its way; just in time, too, since Steve Smith now has no one to throw him the ball and Brett Farve has too many receivers. The effort was enough to hold of the cold, however, and that's all that matters. The Eskimos have a two headed monster at defense but can't survive an off week from Moss and the "kiss of death" they seem to have on RB's.
Uncle Rico vs. Goin Deep
Rico sweated the bye week of Palmer/Johnson for naught. The replacements held their own against the Deep in a nail biter. Larry "I got my money" Johnson and Santonio " I stubbed my toe in warm ups" Holmes better find a comfortable place on the bench.
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