I will NOT be drafting professional fucktard Michael Vick for my Fantasy Football QB (of course, I'll try to get Peyton if some asshat doesn't get him first.) Not only cos he's a big fucktard but also cos he SUCKS (and he might be suspended!) He's worse than Pacman and that's no small feat! Pacman only punches women and spits in their face- at least the women can sue his ass.
Well I'm sure that this doesn't come as a shock to my fellow FF owners. I will reveal no more of my complex strategy. It's a very complicated algorithm based on individual skill, team dynamics, coaching, team uniform colors, and how good they look in their white football pants (no receivers with skinny legs - you know who you are!) I'm very confident right now- we'll see how this unorthodox plan serves me.
Important meeting with the Commisioner tonight. Gots to larn the rules before I can play!
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There's a good article on ESPN's website about why nobody should draft anyone playing for the Falcons this year; in short, unless they trade for a capable QB, defenses are going to make Joey Harrington beat them... and since he left college, he hasn't been able to beat anybody. That means Warrick Dunn is going to get hammered a lot, and maybe Algae Crumpler will get some decent FF stats.
But it doesn't matter, because the Eagles are going to romp everyone this season.
And yes, Vick's screwed. Total idiocry at work, and proven on a national stage.
I hear ya bob. The Falcons are a FF vortex. If DNabb doesn't come up with new and interesting injuries this year (odds are against this) you could be right about the Eagles also.
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