Virgin Mary Toast move over!
The commissioner's brother apparently found this modern miracle and passed it onto Bruce, who in a shocking display of generosity, bestowed its magic upon our FF league. This is going to be epic now!
It gets better.
Remember, I'm telling the absolute truth as I know it with no embellishment.
This Holy Relic was found in (gasp) Homer, Alaska. Seriously.
Time may show that I've been taken in by a skilled charlatan, but I swear this looks legit.
For security reasons, I will not release anymore personal information on the commishioner so don't ask. The stone must reveal itself to you.
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