This is a gym. People come here to exercise. Not to play.
This is a pool in a gym. It is for swimming laps for exercise. Not to play!
See those lane dividers and those big lines. Sure signs for a lap pool!
Those fun little styrofoam thingys you're putting between your legs to see if they will float your fat ass. Those are kickboards- again, for exercise, not for play.
So you and your damn cousin get your asses up out of the pool and into Playland at fucking McDonalds so I don't have to share a lane with fucking Michael Phelps over here who keeps passing me with his butterfly stroke and getting water up my nose!
I fucking hate people.
I don't like sharing lanes.
I do like my new swimsuit though. Nike Core Tankini.
I actually don't look ginormously fat in it. You won't see me in SI but you don't have to avert your eyes either.
And it's comfy.
It cost $60 but it's worth it cos I go swimming more now that I don't dread the acrobatic stuff and stretch routine with my old one piece.
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