Punked!

Twice in one week!

Sue, of coarse, doesn't play fair and started hers a week early.
She called and left a frantic message about Shelly being pregnant.
I was a little skeptical. Shelly had already gotten next season's ski pass and had been chugging beer as usual. But, maybe....
Olga wasn't having any of it. She doesn't trust Sue any farther than she can throw her.
I emailed Shelly and she was very evasive. I told everyone at work and Steve but included the "Sue as the source" caveat.
The truth came out Saturday at Steven's Pass. Everyone was sitting around at lunch waiting on a table and I pull out the Dun Julio shots and Shelly was right in line for that.
Hmmm?

Lame, lame, lame. But we still got a good laugh about it.

The next one was a bit more personalized.
Olga and Shelly were getting together at the Wedgewood Grill to talk planting strategies. I was invited (only cos they hadn't met in person yet, I guess.) They sent out an email about meeting at 6:30. I arrived early (as is my habit) and waited outside in my truck in the cold. At 6:20 on the nose I went in to get a table. They were already there and looking at me like I was covered in shit!
"You're late!", they exclaimed! "We were starving and already ordered!"
I started waving my arms and howling! "NO! NO! NO! You said 6:30! I have the email! I can prove it!"
"APRIL FOOL's!"

Arg! Truly suckered.