Lots going on in Processing lately.
I'll summarize.
1- When I was trying to take Aida's picture for the blog, she wondered aloud if I was photographing her for the purpose of selling her to the Chinese. What?
Then I thought, "How much could I get? Is there a market for Filipinos?"
I know several.
I asked Chuck how much it would take to part with Lori. He quickly said, "Oh, it would be alot." Then he thought about it and asked, "Could I visit her?"
2- Gina is snowboarding at Baker on Saturday and visiting her vegan Jesus freak sister-in-law on Sunday. Which creates a dilema as to when she is going to do her long training run. Her epiphany: wake up at 5:15 on Friday morning and run 12 miles before work, go to work, the head up to Bellingham.
I thought I was going to pee in my pants!
Chuck bet her lunch that she wouldn't do it so me and him get free slices or free burgers on Friday. Sweet!
"I can already see myself running in my mind."
3- I found an Always maxi-pad on the floor yesterday (unused, BTW.) I was worried that the owner might need it later so I put it on a chair. Olga came in and saw it and asked what the package was. She was appalled that I hadn't thrown it away.
The question of possible ownership took up the better part of the afternoon. It was the Jumbo size (three or four could soak up a small pond) so we eventually figured out that it did indeed belong to Jumbo-Z. Chuck, uniformed in these matters, wondered what all the full about a small manilla envelope was.
Cute.
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Let me clarify Scenario #3. I came in to talk to Dana about WORK since we were at WORK. I glanced over at the chair beside her at waist height and saw a small package the color of a manila envelope, possibly sealed with a piece of small white tape. First thing that came to my mind was "Is that a specimen that someone forgot to unpack?". Second thought was "Who left the unattended package on the chair? (thinking along the lines of an undetonated explosive). I asked Dana what the package was and she nonchalantly replies without even looking at it, "It's a pad". In disbelief I asked, "A Maxi-Pad kind of pad???!!!". It was all in the way that she said it. Said like she finds one of these every two weeks or so - oh yeah, just another maxi pad lying on the floor that I just happened upon. WTF!!! Good thing Chuck wasn't the first to find it :)
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