Chuck went to Kaui for 10 days!
Everyone knows that if you go to Hawaii, you better bring back some chocolate covered macadamia nuts. It doesn't matter that you can buy them here, it's just common courtesy.
So I assumed (incorrectly) that when he bothered to show up for work again, we would have a nice treat.
I asked him where they were.
He said he didn't bring any. He was even surprised I asked.
Well... I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Chuck is an asshole.
So I went back to work.
Then Olga comes in and asked me did I get any of the chocolate covered macadamia nuts!
WTF!!!!
He lied to me!
I was incensed! I didn't talk to him for hours!
Then I found out that AJ had just come back from Hawaii too. And as clueless as she is, even she knew that if you go to Hawaii you bring back chocolate covered fucking macadamia nuts.
So I go and tell Chuck I'm not mad on him anymore cos I found out that while he is still inconsiderate, he's not a fucking liar.
HE CALLED ME A CRAZY BITCH!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?!
Now I'm pissed all over again.
Until I remember that bitch is the new black and that's probably what he meant.
1 comment:
I did bring in brownies last week you crazy bitch! Of which you had the nerve to suggest some fucking cream cheese frosting for the next time. Where's that in your blog. Fucking women at work.
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