It started out innocently enough.
Just a couple of girls meeting for some martinis.
And it was going smoothly.
Sue, Casey, and I sipping and noshing and chatting.
It was the first time I had met Sue's friend Casey and she was supercool.
I had two Sacred Truth martinis and was thinking of calling it a night.
Then H. and Row showed up.
Fucking Europeans.
Two more Sacred Truths and I was hammered. I think everyone else was too but I can't really be sure cos like I said, I was fucking hammered. Jesus.
We got obnoxious and loud. Which is ok at the Chapel but when we started breaking into song and arm wrestling, we started getting some looks.
At some point a drunken group decision was made that we had had enough and perhaps we should go somewhere and sober up. Rosebud was too crowded so we stumbled (some more that others) up to Bimbo's Bitchin Burrito Kitchen and had some nachos and quesidillas. We ordered everything with meat on it which Casey, a vegetarian, probably did not find amusing. But you know, we were drunk and drunk people are the worst of the worst.
On the way back to our respective vehicles which none of us had any business operating, the MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED!
I saw Chris "The Crippler" Leben live and in person right in front of me. You'll have to take my word for it, of course, cos (as I may have mentioned) I was drunk and couldn't get my shit together to take his fucking picture! So instead I hugged him and told him I loved him (which I don't) and I wished him luck in his next fight and stumbled away.
Sad. Really sad.
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