BTW

The accident waiting to happen known as my next door neighbor has finally moved.
She packed herself up and took off.

I no longer have to lay awake windy nights waiting for her camper top to fall and crush my propane tank and burn me alive.

Now, I just have to lay awake windy nights worrying about trees falling through my trailer and smashing my head.

Or cars spinning out of control on Lake City Way and barrelling over the embankment onto my trailer and smashing my head.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.....