Movie Review: 300

Blood. Sweaty muscular men. Slow-mo kill shots (lots and lots of them!)
Fucking incredible.
Like Titus Andronicus with hot men in underware and capes. (Oh, without the iambic pentameter prose. Still.)

I loved loved loved it! I would buy it. If I did that sort of thing. I encourage you to buy it.

I like this warrior culture idea. Take the kids away when they're 7 and beat the shit out of them until they're adults. None of this coddling. Worked for me! Okay, I didn't have to hunt wolves in snowy mountain passes barefoot. But I once got a good spanking for accidentally breaking a Disney glass. And I didn't even break it. Mom just thought I did. One of three undeserved spankings! (among many with more substantial evidence against me.)