My new laptop is in Sacramento, waiting for the last leg of its journey to me. 120 G, superdrive, 1 G ram, Airport extreme card....the list goes on and on. Then things are going to be different. Like not having to wait until the shift key starts to work so I can log on. Phossy (my current laptop) will always be held in high regard.... in the closet. Probably still watch movies with her and backup photo albums.
A problem, however, occurred to me just now as I got up to use the facilities at Vivace. I'm going to have to wear diapers here from now on cos there's no way I'm getting up and leaving my new laptop for some asshat to swipe and sell on craigslist.
But now I'll be making video clips and I'll be famous and everyone will be saying 'heinous' and complaining about being fat. Aren't you excited!?
I have a cool sticker picked out for it already. Don't have a name. Suggestions?
No comments:
Post a Comment