1- I was so miserably full from Josh's surprise BBQ that I couldn't even fall asleep for at least 30 minutes even though I almost drank a whole bottle of Mumm Blanc Noirs by myself!
2-Then I was awakened (awokened, is that a word?) by some strange noises. It sounded like car windows breaking, so I grabbed my .22 and did a patrol loop around the main part of the trailer park. Didn't check out the 'A' loop of the park, fuck those guys, they're on their own. Didn't see anything. Must have been trouble over at the Shell station across the street.
3-Had to get up at 5! to go get my chimerism run going. Then I remember Starbucks doesn't open till 5:30 so I hit the snooze three times. (I had to go to Starbucks, btw, cos I didn't wash my mug for three weeks and now it's unusable. I tried bleaching it but it's ruined. Makes my espresso taste like moldy bleach. Got another mug this morning and it is way cool.)
4-BTW, most people up at 5:30 in the morning are the ones who haven't gone to bed yet. Freaks. I had to dodge several on the stairs up to Starbucks. I can't stress enough, just don't make eye contact and move on. That's the key.
5-I almost unlinked 'Jesus Christ Cool Blog' cos it was getting lame (I sympathize but I have to cut dead weight) but todays post took him off the chopping block.
Ninja, please!
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