Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Big Haps this weekend



The Western Regional ASHI conference runs Friday & Saturday. I could be going to the Prosser barrel tasting with the cool kids but, oh no, I'm gonna stay here and larn me some histocompatibility. Vendors are already here buying us pizza and handing out pens that light up. Maybe someone will offer to take us to Tango. I can dream.

Even more exciting (drumroll) THE NFL DRAFT!

Best pic for my money- Jamarcus. Forget that he's hot and he's from the SEC (like a whole bunch of NFL players, ahem), he has a fucking rocket launcher for an arm. If Oakland pulled their head out of their ass and picked J.R. and Robert Gallery started living up to the hype, the Raiders could be scary next year.

This may come back to haunt me but my prediction for Brady Quinn is as follows:
OV-ER-RAT-ED! (in sing song.) I bet Cleveland gets saddled with this assclown. Him and Charlie Frye can be bookends.

My laptop will be an appendage this weekend to see how it all works out.

1 comment:

Shelly said...

OMG!!! You were totally right!