I'm serious

"A good indignation brings out all one's powers."

"Hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure."

". . . from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

"I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back”

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."