1-She's hip, smart, cool, blah blah blah
2-She gets three months off work which she uses to be
3-A world traveler
4-She belongs to an ultra-plush gym that I could live at, where
5-She kicked my ass at raquetball on Sunday!
Bitch!
I was telling Olga all this when BAM! we see her at Pho Cyclo on Capital Hill. She was eating lunch with Roy (another world traveler.) Coincidence? I think not. Clairvoyance. If I could only harness it. Imagine the possibilities.
Pho Cylco rocks, BTW. I always get the grilled pork and shrimp with rice noodles but everything is good. Then you can go to Vivace and get coffee. Then you can go to Crossroads and shop. All while you are supposed to be at work oiling 1000 trays. So your boss can come up to you later and ask where you've been all day. So then you can look at her like she's covered in shit and say "well, you didn't look to hard cos I've been right here all day!"
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Ever since I start reading Dana's blog I was hoping to see entries explaining why she hates people. Finally she didn't let me down.
I know I deserve to be hated. Three damn months off; I woke at night and couldn't believe that was true. Even though I have been methodically, gentally but persistently twisting my boss's arm to give in to my request for the last 3 years, when he finally told me he's gonna do it, the first thought rushing to my head was: he must be out of his mind! Living 3 months in freedom and yet still earning enough to afford that ultra-push club? How could that be possible? I would have not been any happier had I achieved nirvana in this life!
So for the rest of you mortals, if it can bring you a little comfort while you work ass off 50 weeks a year, hate me hate me hate me. I deserve it! (As long as Dana still loves my dogs so that she is willing come and sit them while I am world-traveling...) :-)
See!
I told you... a menace!
It's a good thing your boss (and several of your coworkers) don't read your blog...
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