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Just a boring picture of my co-workers? Not so! This picture is a miracle.
You see, all three of these people are smart, interesting hard workers.
If you go looking for them at any time during the day, not only will you probably find them, but they will usually be doing something productive. They will probably have something witty and/or insightful to say. ALL THREE OF THEM!
And they are all in the picture together.
This fact alone is like flipping a coin 20 times and getting tails all 20 flips.
It's possible, just not likely.
Here's what takes it to the realm of miracle. I like all three of them. And they kind of like me.
All in the same picture, quite by accident.
You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning right after winning the megalotto than get this picture again.
Don't believe me? Think I'm exaggerating?

Not 5 feet away from where this picture was taken, a complete dumbass is standing there trying to figure out how to turn on the centrifuge.
"Um (fill in the blank), what you're going to need to do is close the lid and press the green button that says 'start', you know, like we talked about yesterday."
To this retard, who is more representative of our group, percentages and fractions might as well be calculus.

Sigh.