Pimp!
My people got me some sweet new googles with Mirrored lenses.
Nothing says Parking Lot Pimpin' like mirrored lenses.
Supposed to help you see better in flat light. I don't really give a damn though cos I look badass and that's all that matters.
My fucking sister got me some "line treatment" cream.
Ha ha. Real funny, bitch!
Would be funnier if you weren't already FORTY!
My mom got me some cool pants. One pair kind of has these funky strips so they look a little pimp also... but more "acceptable at work" pimp.
Olga and the gang at work got me a cake and ice cream and chips on Thursday. That's cool. Must have cake on Birthday or it's not really a birthday. Olga and I have and understanding.
1 comment:
"My f'ing sister got me some "line treatment" cream. Ha ha. Real funny, bitch! Would be funnier if you weren't..."
Oh Hell... You didn't just go there. Airing out family business? Instead, why not read a book "Skinny Bitch".
H.
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