When I picked Steve and Bruce up from the airport coming home from Mexico, I tried to embarrass them by showing up with my bling and a grill made from a Hershey's Almond Kiss wrapper (it even had tiny almonds on it!)
Steve got me back Saturday. But he one-upped me by having a real grill with diamonds! And a brand new OR jacket (after mugging Sue for a her prized 40% off coupon.)
Sweet! Totally pimp! I'm sure more than a few people wondered if Eminem was picking his bitch up from SeaTac. Except the Jeep, for all its virtues, is no Escalade. And I ain't no hoochie.
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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas dont start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas dont flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas dont sleep
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
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