1- Everyone needs a shuffle. It's only $90. Seriously. Give up that broke ass discman.
2- You can't "save" a machine just cos all these "new year's resolution" wannabees are clogging up the cardio. We just have to keep our heads till this blows over mid-February. Yes, and this means you too, bitch. The only reason I didn't throw your US magazine and water bottle in the trash while you were changing is cos a treadmill opened up where I could do some real work..... which segueys into my next topic
3- If you can read, you are going to slow. Take your fat ass back to baskin-robbins if you wanna catch up on the news. If you want to walk. Go to the damn mall. You should be barely able to speak or "get the fuck off my obstacle coarse!"
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If you can read you are not working nearly hard enough!
If you can walk off the machine on your own power, you haven't been working hard enough!
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